Letter to the President
July 17th, 2007 -
Your stupid drug czar said we are terrorists because we smoke pot.
Then, is God the Ultimate Terrorist because He Created pot in the first place?
Reality: Pot, which is called “weed” because it grows robustly from Alaska to Argentina, is expensive because it is only available via the Black Market. The Black Market exists for the single purpose of subverting your damned Prohibition Laws. Violence attends Black Market lucre, regardless of which commodity is purveyed. Ergo, it’s your fault, Prohibitionists!!
You just love to talk about “personal responsibility”, but what you really mean by that phrase is, “docile willingness to do as we are told, and be good little boys and girls”. You love to talk about “freedom”, but again, what you really mean is “freedom to do as we are told, as you munificently protect us from ourselves”. It’s a thankless job.
Why don’t you just send your cloven-hoofed, quadruped, Jack-booted thugs out to make sure that terminal cancer patients are properly punished for having “Committed Recreation” by means of the evil gateway-drug? Never mind, you already do precisely that.
Have a recreation-free day.
John Ray