Letter to theantidrug.com
February 25th, 2006 -
Last time I caused “Harm to Society” by smoking a joint, did your goiter act up? Did the stock market go down? I didn’t drive, of course, so I didn’t cause an automobile accident. Maybe the “Harm to Society” was that American Athletes only won a few gold medals in the Olymipcs… but wait, those kids pee in a cup every morning and it’d be an international incident worthy of UN Special Hearings if one of them “peed hot” (tested positive for pot), so we know their puerility was not caused by the eeevil gateway drug. What “Harm to Society”, then, did I cause, last time I lit a fat one? To ask the question is to answer it. I cause you NO HARM; if I have caused you harm, sue me! We live in the Land of Litigation, sue me! I’ll be glad to acquit myself before a jury of my peers, and I’ll counter-sue you for abuse of process.
Or you could always just falsely accuse me of possessing or purveying drugs, thus obtain an illegal search warrant, and plant some “evidence” in my house when you search it. Then you could throw me in the Darkest Dungeon in the Land of the Free. Think of all the “Harm to Society” you’d prevent!
If you’re “shocked, shocked” by what you’ve now read, you’d better pour yourself a stiff drink of Hypocrisy-on-the-rocks before you read what else I’ve published at www.thinkyouverymuch