Archive for December, 2005

Dr.Frist the Educator

December 22nd, 2005 - No Comments »

Dear Dr. Frist. I just received your e-letter in which you describe your program to expend taxpayers’ money munificently, lavishly, extraavagantly, on students who maintai9n a 3.0gpa. Teachers will dish out B’s with largesse they learn from you, Sir, I have no doubt. I do doubt the students will earn those marks.
Doubts aside, there […]

Pledge of Allegiance

December 18th, 2005 - No Comments »

I Pledge Allegiance to God.

Mount Fuji

December 17th, 2005 - No Comments »

Have you ever climbed to the top?
I left the “Fifth Station”, which was as far as one could go by bus, after 10:00 PM, and climbed steadily until I reached the top. I was not hungry for the ramen and other goodies that were available at the several rest stops along the way, and […]

Bicycle Accident Averted

December 17th, 2005 - No Comments »

I was on the Pacific Coast Highway on my bike, the road had signs at the curves indicating various speed limits. I had learned that Speed Limit 25 meant I could maintain speed, 15 meant I should slow down a bit, no posted speed limit meant I should accelerate… except when it meant that […]

Hearing Test

December 17th, 2005 - No Comments »

When I was at St. George’s Academy, the kindly, aged Nurse administered a hearing test to the students. It was obvious that she had calibrated the machine herself, because from the moment I put the earphones on, I plainly heard the tone, which was not supposed to be audible until she turned the dial.

Spying, Prying

December 17th, 2005 - No Comments »

How long do you imagine it will be before a charismatic leader, or perhaps a slightly more subtle J. Edgar Hoover reincarnated, permanently usurps political power in this country?
Most people already want the government to take care of this, protect them from that, dispense “charity”, deter zealots of other religions, and so […]

Unabashed Theocrats

December 13th, 2005 - No Comments »

Bet thirty pieces of silver on this:
These Theocrats get their 501c3 tax free-bee!!

Congressional Salaries

December 12th, 2005 - No Comments »

They get “COLA” Cost Of Living Allowance raises regularly, and they don’t even have to vote for them, as that would leave them politically susceptible to mud-slinging, which almost all of them richly deserve.
Here’s an idea:
The people of each District decide how much they are willing to pay prospective Representatives. $1/year? OK! […]

Arafat

December 11th, 2005 - No Comments »

Good Riddance, may God have mercy on his soul.
Get your tonsils ready for some esophageal fricatives, here’s that scoundrel’s real name:
Mohammed Abdel Rahman Abdel Raouf Arafat al Qudua al Husseini

Winnowing JRPottery Patrons

December 11th, 2005 - No Comments »

From a recent correspondence:
> Heh heh… Someone Googled up the following:
> 30 pieces of silver 501c3
>
> Your blog comes up #3
As I wrote in my essay on ethics, I’m doing JRPottery no favors by blogging. That’s OK, I don’t mind continuing to live frugally. I do truly fear what this country is becoming, a […]